Online bingo is under siege again! Not by the entire USA, this time just one state is on the warpath, Kentucky.

Today the Kentucky courts ruled in favour of a judgement on behalf of the good citizens of Kentucky and ordered a mass seizure of 141 online gambling sites that have the audacity to offer their services to the needy citizens of Kentucky. (I say needy, because if nobody in Kentucky wanted to play online bingo or have a flutter in an online casino then they wouldn’t have a Kentucky fried chicken leg to stand on).

Fellow bingo players, please have no fear! Tthe good old State of Kentucky is leaping to the rescue of all those poor people suffering from playing online bingo, among other things. Everyone is to blame for this terrible suffering, even reputable software providers such as Microgaming are on this awful list of wrongdoers.

OMG! Woe is me! I’ve just realised I play bingo online too! Does that mean I’m gonna get a dreadful disease and die in agony from my secret chats with my online bingo buddies? I’d better warn everyone to stay well away from this devilish game:

ONLINE BINGO IS DANGEROUS!!!

DO NOT TOUCH IT!

DO NOT GO NEAR IT!

IF YOU SEE AN UNATTENDED BINGO PLAYER DO NOT APPROACH BUT ALERT SOMEONE IN KENTUCKY IMMEDIATELY! (they will know what to do)

By the way, has anyone ever heard of the Kentucky Derby? If you fancy a wee flutter on the Kentucky Derby go right ahead, as it’s definitely NOT illegal. Just make sure to keep your bingo cards well hidden!

Written by John Witherspoon for BingoStreet.com – bringing you the best choices for online bingo in the UK and the juciest free bingo games.

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